Jared Keeso
Actor / Comedian β Letterkenny, Shoresy, 19-2
Canadianness Score
Designation
Bleeds Maple Syrup πBorn, raised, and still says βout for a ripβ unironically.
Scorecard
Path A β born on Canadian soilFun fact
Before acting he played junior hockey for the Listowel Cyclones and the Strathroy Rockets, where one of his teammates was future two-time Stanley Cup champion Jeff Carter. He then played Don Cherry β twice β in a pair of CBC movies, winning a Gemini for it. The family sawmill burned down in 2018.
The verdict
Born in Listowel, Ontario on July 1, 1984 β Canada Day, which is becoming a pattern around here. Spent years working the family sawmill, Keeso and Sons, founded in 1872, and played junior hockey in the GOHL alongside a future two-time Stanley Cup champion before he ever took a role. Then he played Don Cherry twice for the CBC, won a Canadian Screen Award for 19-2, and built Letterkenny and Shoresy out of the exact stretch of small-town Ontario he came from. He isn't performing Canadian. He's the one writing it down. Five points.